1. misanthropyon:

Best GIF ever award goes to…

Hahahaha Jesus fuck

    misanthropyon:

    Best GIF ever award goes to…

    Hahahaha Jesus fuck

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  2. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

neither:
you know he dead


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    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    neither:

    you know he dead

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    1 month ago  /  22,088 notes  /  Source: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

  3. More like 25 cents. They don’t take 90% of that shit anymore.

    More like 25 cents. They don’t take 90% of that shit anymore.

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

    2 months ago  /  58,521 notes  /  Source: niknak79

  4. It’s always obamas fault. Hahaha

    It’s always obamas fault. Hahaha

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    2 months ago  /  15,444 notes  /  Source: somewittytypeshit

  5. photo

    photo

    photo

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  6. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

moistviolinpigs:
Oh god yes, gimmie.
I would cry every time I washed my hands.I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 
this is
just
can I HAVE one of these?
i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming
and just kinda run away
casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….
This would be awesome. 
want. want want want want want. waaant.
i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in
I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”
I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER


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    moistviolinpigs:

    Oh god yes, gimmie.

    I would cry every time I washed my hands.
    I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.

    “Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 

    this is

    just

    can I HAVE one of these?

    i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming

    and just kinda run away

    casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….

    This would be awesome. 

    want. want want want want want. waaant.

    i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in

    I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”

    I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    2 months ago  /  89,823 notes  /  Source: n3i-n3i

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  8. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

paisleychicken:
she probably had
a shitty day


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Owned

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    paisleychicken:

    she probably had

    shitty day

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    Owned

    2 months ago  /  4,197 notes  /  Source: imposetonanonymat

  9. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mojosodope178:
“trust fall”
“DAMN IT JOE”


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Hahah damn it joe

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    mojosodope178:

    “trust fall”

    “DAMN IT JOE”

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    Hahah damn it joe

    2 months ago  /  182,921 notes  /  Source: petapeta

  10. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    2 months ago  /  617 notes  /  Source: paulwillet

  11. misanthropyon:

    redbloodedamerica:

    The “universal background check” argument is a complete joke. Colion Noir explains.

    EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS

    Yep.

    2 months ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: redbloodedamerica

  12. Hahaha

    Hahaha

    (via return-of-the-necrowizard)

    2 months ago  /  33,700 notes  /  Source: mynickbad

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  14. thecharmingmoon-child:

 

No.

    thecharmingmoon-child:

     

    No.

    2 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: natural-disaster19

  15. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
lmprovident:
sick
excuse me what


My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Wat.

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

    lmprovident:

    sick

    excuse me what

    My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

    Wat.

    2 months ago  /  112,579 notes  /  Source: tiredofshowinglovesodeep